pikey

pikey
1. (pikey) (2722↑, 294↓)
From the English "turnpike", the place where itinerent travellers and thieves would camp near a settlement. Pikey is not a racial group, the term is used to describe anyone who lives in a caravan or shares the same values and "culture" of "the travelling community", and whose main sources of income are as follows: Stealing cars, flogging roses in pubs for "childrens' charities", nicking lead off roofs, burgling garden sheds, blagging entry to old peoples house to rob them, doing dodgy tarmac jobs ("we've got some black stuff left over from a job up the road"), sometimes with mint imperials used as a substitute for white chippings, or, reportedly, using snow to lay slabs on when the sand ran out, stealing your bollocks if they weren't in a bag and anything else that's not nailed down and anything that is nailed down but will fit in the back of an untaxed Transit when nobody's looking. Characterised by lurchers on a string, a unintelligible language that "isn't English, it isn't Irish, it's just Pikey" (source: Film: Snatch), a penchant for harecoursing, ketamine, lighter fuel, fighting in pubs and shopping at Lidl. Best avoided.

[pikey] [pikeyness] [diddycoy] [trailer trash]

2. (pikey) (859↑, 266↓)
A Gypsy or Circus person. British version of [word]trailer trash[/word]. Also a dialect used by pikeys which is a cross between English and Irish.

"I fuckin' hate pikeys"

3. (pikey) (576↑, 136↓)
Originally a harmless slang name for a gypsy and/or traveller, being derived from the word 'turnpike.' Now generally regarded as a term of abuse that encompasses any persons perceived as common, tasteless, flashy, in-bred, thieving and a whole host of other sins, the primary term is till applied to gypsies. Once thought of as the type of person who sold you useless lucky heather whether you wanted it or not, the pikey is now the type of person who will uselessly tarmac your driveway whether you want it or not. A popular hobby amongst pikeys is collecting; mainly dogs, horses, scrap metal and stolen goods.

Jesus, mate, who did your patio; a gang of pissed-up pikeys?

4. (pikey) (452↑, 95↓)
The Pikey: NOT A CHAV/TOWNIE - A totally different type of cretin. A pikey is someone of dubious origin who would like to be known as a traditional happy-go-lucky romany type, but in reality is an illiterate thieving bastard who would stoop to previously unheard of depths in an attempt to 'earn' money. I use the term 'earn' loosely, as nearly all pikey commerce activities involve a modicum of illegal activity somewhere along the line. Winter sees your typical pikey become an expert in UPVC fitting, summer they revert to the more traditional 'garden maintenance' They are easily differentiated from your honest tradesman by the untaxed stolen (& nearly brand new) transit, emblazened with the words 'ask driver for details'. Pikey youths normally hang out at the nearest Lidl during the day, & the pub unfortunate enough to be near their illegal campsite at night. Arguments with these 'people' are futile, as they neither understand english or would care if they could. If you are lucky enough to put one of these creatures down be warned - their immediate family (normally numbering 100 plus) will hound you down. Its best to avoid them like the plague, or do a Tony Martin & shotgun the buggers.

'What are you doing in my kitchen you pikey bastard?' 'Having it away with your goodies' 'Ah I see' KABOOM\!\!\!\! Copyright Tony Martin 2003

5. (pikey) (498↑, 285↓)
Somebody who wears more rings than they have fingers.

Alternitavely, any person who decides to hang a gold clown from their neck.

6. (pikey) (203↑, 42↓)
A pikey is a filthy person. Contrary to popular belief in Urban Dictionary a pikey is NOT a chav or towny but a irish gypsy, at least it is where i'm from (represent evesham). Often inbred peoples (?) who move uninvited into fields/parks and totally decimate the whole area around it, even when they're gone. Claim all sorts of benefits and live tax free because they are scum.Speak in an unintelligible and yet untranslated crossbreed of Irish and English and ever sentence from them consist of the words 'boi' and a death threat somewhere in there. Often/always called Smith and own white Ford Trabnsit pickups. Like the ones Tony Martin shot. Go tony.

PIKEY: Eeeey boi look ya got girls hair HUMAN: what?\! PIKEy:Oi'll feckin ave ya boi oi'll stab ya boi, oi'll rob ya boi HUMAN: if you say so mate

Author: chief anti-pikey of evesham http://pikey.urbanup.com/991885
7. (PIKEY) (229↑, 87↓)
Pikeys are the scum of society that are feared but mostly hated by every member of the community apart from themselves. You can spot a pikey from a mile away due to their ugly looks, constant stench of stale fags and Stella. Not to mention their shell suits with the most schnide Burberry you will ever see in your life. Everything they own is stolen, ranging from their fat, dirty cheap sovereigns to their trainers, which they most probably got by them and their “bruvs” robbing some poor little defenceless kid. You can tell where a pikey has been by the puddles of spit they leave and their poor attempts to graff accompanied by they ridiculously named gangs written on every available surface of the street. They all shag the same slag before she is 16 as any later than that age as socially unacceptable in a pikey society so you will find that Wayne is Shane’s brother and dad. Sexually transmitted diseases are rife so don’t even consider getting a blowjob off one... Little fucking shits\!

I fucking hate pikeys

8. (pikey) (304↑, 220↓)
An unsavoury man or woman who sponges off the state and exploits the European Human Rights legislation in order to ruin beautiful countryside locations by covering it in hardcore and tarmac, then moving caravans and vehicles on to the land. Do not mistake the wealth or power of these people. They milk the fact that 60 years ago a facist German leader sent gypsys (pikeys) to gas ovens for obvious reasons. They are dishonest, steal from pensioners, are violent, (Fred West, the serial killer was a pikey) and marry their own sisters/brothers/aunts/uncles. They are are a sub-human species, and although I would not expect them to receive the 'gas oven' treatment, it would be best in the long run, if lethal injection might eradicate this foul race of people. They make peoples life a misery, and honest and hard working folk are thrown into jail, just for looking at them in an unfriendly manner. Tony Blair: How would you like a hundred pikeys on your back lawn: No you wouldn't, by the way, they have more money in the bank than you Tony\!

Wiltshire was invaded by pikeys and they renamed the county 'pikeshire'.

Author: Clinton Sounds http://pikey.urbanup.com/1146204
9. (pikey) (129↑, 49↓)
This is a term to describe people less fortunate than us, They usually live on your local beauty spot and appear over night. Some have actually worked hard ripping off the elderly, by repairing a roof tile for £10000. So they can afford to lower the tone of an area by moving in to a house. They drive four by four vehicles, which are usually towing your Ifor Williams trailer that was nicked three weeks previous. They find it hard to grasp the concept of father’s day, as usually they don’t know which of the many men in their life is actually the father. They enjoy bare knuckle fighting as a sport and usually have a metal bar or rabies infected dog for back up. There idea of a holiday is getting caught doing a crime and being sent to prison where they will rent out there asshole for a small sum.

Plain and simple "inbreeds"

Author: a non pikey person http://pikey.urbanup.com/243751
10. (pikey) (121↑, 55↓)
small, aggressive, mouthy individual. Usually male, badly dressed and fairly easy to outwit. Tends to rove in packs, so beware before antagonising. Preferred form of transport is a stolen Transit recovery truck, so they can just help themselves to whatever they fancy. may have a large untrained dog with them. At home it is common to see a selection of burnt out Sierra's on their front lawn (paid for by taxpayers, incedentally). Motto includes the Nike emblem with the words 'Just Take It' underneath it.

'Pikey, Pikey, go where you likey'

11. (Pikey) (627↑, 572↓)
Unfortunately pikeys are the majority of today's youth, and everyone else has to suffer. Pikeys are the people who are eternally rude, make a mockery of the english language (I'm sure the person who invented the english language is having a fit). They are the people who make you feel uncomfortable for walking along the same street as then, and generally destroying today. To get the right image in your mind: Male pikey: Dress - addidas or similar sports tracksuit bottoms, above the ankle of course, occasionally with the white socks pulled up over the top. astonishingly white trainers, as if they've just been stolen, popular sports make obviously. A nicholson or england polo shirt,or a polo shirt (and matching cap) with graffiti writing saying "love sex rock n' roll" or similar over and over again, or general football shirt, a FCUK shirt and if you're lucky a cheapo "designer silk shir" (fresh from the local market) and usually an addidas or similar training jacket, or if not a hoodie pulled up over the cap. Large cheap gold chains hanging aroung their neck, fake of course but about 5 inches thick, and one gold earring. Fake burberry headwear of course, a nice fake burberry cap planted on their greasy heads under a hood, or a white cap covered in basketball team logos perched on top of their heads, not even in an attempt to stay on. Hair is usually very short, often shaved, if not completely gone, extremely greasy. Traits: Young pikeys in cheap cars with spoilers, alloys and neon lights underneath of course. And just so you know you can hear a pikey coming from about 10 miles off, you can hear the "UMTA UMTA UMTA UMTA" of the drum and bass blasting out of their cars with their 3000 watt speakers. Council houses are their home, older pikeys usually don't work because "the country owes them a living and the government works for them" and young pikeys often don't go to school, intelligence is not their strong point. You will also see pikeys hurling abuse at innocent bystandersand often beating them up. Pikeys always hang around in groups of at least 10 at bus stops, parks, actually anywhere where there is something. You will also see pikeys standing on street corners smoking (no matter what age) and possibly with a bottle of white lightning or similar cheap alcohol. Shoplifting and fighting are good hobbies. Female Pikey: Dress- female pikeys often change their style of dress but of course are instantly recognisable. The first type of female pikey dress is not unlike the male pikey's, addidas tracksuit bottoms (of course about 3 inches above the ankle), sometimes not addidas, but usually, the sporty trainers or if not the "loafers" hard to describe because in a pikey sense they are slightly different but i'm sure you get the picture. Again a nicholson or england polo shirt or usually again FCUK with an addidas or Kappa training jacket or with a white parka, white puffer jacket with the grey furry hood (unfortunately they seem to have dropped the "hoodie and the denim jacket with the hood hanging on the outside of the denim jacket on"), this is of course complimented by the fake burberry scarf. The jewellery is really something, again the large gold chains, with gold crosses usually, and their ears are usually pierced about 10 times, with the largest gold hoops you have ever seen in your life, now these hoops can either be so large you could make animals jump through them, or so thick that the pikey must have industrial strength ears to keep them on their head. The other type of female pikey has the same sort o tops and the same jewellery, but usually has tight jeans, three quarter length, and a pair of beige or black quite flat fabric boots, usually suede effect, or if not an extremely short miniskirt that a normal person would usually describe as a belt. Of course all female pikeys have the same hair and make-up, usually dyed blonde with quite evident black roots (unless they're a true blonde, then they're just very lucky *sarcasm*), all pikey females will have their hair scraped back up into a very tight pony tail towards the top of their head, usually with gel and about 20 hair clips and of course a fake burberry hair tie, in fact the pony tail usually pulls their skin up so they find it quite hard to move their face or make any expression (also known as the pikey face lift). The make-up is a pikey art, foundation, as much foundation as possible in a pikey's opinion, i personally think that they must spread it on with either rollers or paintbrushes, but either way at the end of the day their faces are so alarmingly orange that if you look at them for too long not only will you be beaten up but you may be blinded. In general as much make-up as possible. Traits: Usually found in groups of at least 10 alongside the male pikeys, usually following the male pikeys in what they do. Usually chewing gum and staring at every person that walks past and giving them "evils" and if you so much as glance at them you get the reply "wot you starin' at?", "you lookin' at me?", "wos your problem?" and if you dare going within 10 feet of one "wot you doin'" or "you breavin on me?". Poular pastimes include smoking, drinking, skiving off school, shoplifting and getting pregnant, most pikeys are mothers by at least 17. There is so much more i could say about pikeys, but I'd be here all night and it makes me very angry. I hope this helps you in your everyday lives, good luck, the streets are dangerous out there. also known as: chavs, townies, rudies, kevs, neds (non educated delinquents), wiggers(those who think they are black), tracky bashers the list goes on

Vicky Pollard from little britain (though really with the pikey spelling it should be Vikki)

Author: drufus (not saying real name or the pikeys will come and beat me up) http://pikey.urbanup.com/936793
12. (pikey) (78↑, 34↓)
Offensive term used to describe a member of the travelling community. Pikey's (or Knacker's as we call them in Ireland) are a race of their own, they are genetically different from the rest of us. The average pikey is illiterate, ignorant and uneducated, they also show a complete lack of desire to succeed in life. Inbreeding is commonly accepted as the norm as they do want to mix with the settled people (also because a settled person would rather die than touch one of them) therefore each generation is more messed up than the one before, for example, father and mother have one son and one daughter, 15 years later the son and daughter get it on and have one son and one daughter and 15 years later...... and so on. Basically they are misfit scum that should be exterminated, Where's Hitler when you need him\!?\!?\!?

PIKEY: Howaya, can i have a pint of guinness BARMAN: Get the fuck out you dirty pikey.

13. (pikey) (81↑, 37↓)
A pikey is the lowest form of human existence, recognised by a familiar uniform of mainly rip-off sportswear and elizabeth duke gold. Have the ability to produce offspring normally more revolting and useless than the original pikey jizz used in their conception. They have no rational thought process and seem to idolise the person who manages to prove that they are the most stupid, disrespectful cunt to ever grace the earth. Is sterilization the answer?

Steven Reid. If you know him, you know what I mean. However, I am sure every community has one. fucking pikey cunt\!\!

Author: William Witty http://pikey.urbanup.com/742502
14. (pikey) (159↑, 115↓)
Humanoid, Resident of Aldershot or similar, hunts in packs, usually 4 per Rood Vauxhall Nova, wearing 'Bling-Bling' gold chains and nugget rings from Argos - baseball caps at a jaunty angle. Seen to have a real problem with navigation as they drive up and down the high st all night without finding their destination.

Oh fucking hell here come the PIKEYS again - aren't they bored of driving in circles??

15. (pikey) (48↑, 9↓)
A pikey is a worthless piece of shit. They go around in flash caravans cos they dont pay tax, although the caravans are usually nicked by the pikeys. They often break into a field at night and camp in there leaving rubbish and living in their own filth. pikeys often wear fake burbery hats and reebok classics and addidas pop ups. if you look at a pikey, he will often say:

Pikey:"you fuckin want some? u startin?" You: " fuck off" Pikey:" i fucking bash your teeth so far down your throat, you will have to shove a toothbrush up ur arse to clean them.

16. (Pikey) (52↑, 14↓)
Grubby, tourettes-suffering kleptomaniacs. Often found stealing cider and processed foodstuffs from Aldi, skinning up on their childrens backs, selling carrots in bags pertaining to be goldfish at fairgrounds and partaking in the sport of gentleman that is stockcar racing.

Pikey: "Tarmac yer drive, bruv?" Me: "You stole my drive last week. And my Nan. Fuck off"

17. (pikey) (54↑, 17↓)
98% of pikeys live in new addington near croydon.they are uneducated cannot speak english and communicate by gobbing.they nick tar off the back of road vechiles and try to sell it at inflated prices to the elderley. Pikeys are also in large numbers in orpington - mostly in the crays where the pikey population reaches 100% around the star lane area.this can be seen by the amount of ugly mutant types who shag each other to produce some of the thickest cunts that ever lived.

New Addington & Orpington residents

18. (pikey) (46↑, 18↓)
Synonyms: "council", "common", "underclass" etc. Can be used as a noun or an adjective. Originally meant the lowest form of gypsy, i.e. not the genuine and generally peaceable Romany people, but the scum who nick caravans, tarmac drives and crap in your front garden. Now extended to mean anyone who claims benefits, lives in social housing or wears a baseball cap and white trainers with jeans to the pub.

"He lives on the pikey estate", "You drive a pikey Vauxhall Nova?", "What a bunch of pikeys".

Author: Zog The Undeniable http://pikey.urbanup.com/465020
19. (pikey) (38↑, 11↓)
The term pikey has evolved into two fairly distinct definitions. 2)A usually derogatory slang term for British travellers or gypsies, a group which has changed over the years from the more ethnically definable Romany gypsies of Europe to a collection of roaming communities characterised by poor hygeine, illegal parking of trailers, extensive littering of camping sites, hare coursing, illegal horse grazing, appallingly tasteless gold jewellery and association with circuses and fairgrounds. Recently, suspiciously affluent Irish pikeys with large quantities of money of dubious legal origin have travelled to England to populate middle class housing estates, to the extent that some housing areas are almost exclusively gypsy/pike owned. Made common by its usage in Gangster film 'Snatch' 2)Yet another term for exponents of the 'chav' revolution in low class Britain. The appaling behaviour and unpunished criminality of these individuals has given rise to the verb 'to pike' meaning to steal.

"Bloody pikeys sit illegally on our village green for months on end while their lurchers shit everywhere and their sons rape our women." "I piked some fags from the offie"

Author: TheDreamer'sClub http://pikey.urbanup.com/1069182
20. (pikey) (41↑, 16↓)
a man or women that lives in car parks or fields. traditionally inbreed
Author: ja rule is a wanksta http://pikey.urbanup.com/148207
21. (pikey) (32↑, 8↓)
A pikey is an southen English word, for a gypsy, or gipo it is the word given to a traveller that lives in a caravan, and is poor and they go out and nick things, because they are fucking dickheads that are all imbreds thats why they are so ugly\! they make everyones life a shithole, and it makes me want to grab a M16 and shoot the fuck out of their jipo lives\! They use words like: "Chavy" "muved-eye" "chicken Eyebrow" you'll know when you see one.

Wife: "oh no the pikeys have moved into the feild" Husband: "oh for fuck sake they are gonna nick my lornmower\!" Wife: "i'll grab my gun and shoot the fuck out them." Son "fucking dicks\!"

22. (pikey) (32↑, 9↓)
Synonym for scum. Unintellegent, in-bred, thieving lowlife often found near affluent areas.

It is rumoured that John Prescott was a pikey before becoming a "bar steward" and then deputy leader of the Labour Party in the UK.

23. (pikey) (27↑, 6↓)
A derogatory term used to describe a person of Irish descent who lives in a caravan and travels the country. (It should be noted that the term "gypsy" or "romany" is not always accurate to describe these people-traditional Romany types have their roots in Eastern Europe and quite emphatically distance themself from Irish travellers.) no visible means of support although always seems to have a huge wad of ready cash. Opinions vary to the source of their income, but it generally consists of 1/stealing. 2/carrying out shoddy third rate building work for a grossly inflated price, then threatening to get the "boys round" if you wont pay. 3/thats about it.... Usually live in brand new top of the range caravans (stolen) and drive plain white brand new transit vans/pickups.(also stolen and uninsured. if you get hit by one out on the road, you've had it, what they will do is suggest you come round the campsite to sort it out, where they will beat seven bells out of you as a form of compensation) They will site their caravans on any available land, regardless of ownership, from the farmer's field to B&Q's carpark, and tend to know the law better than the police regarding squatter's rights. they usually show their appreciation to the landowner by dumping vast quantities of rubbish, human faeces, etc on the land before they leave. They have recently made a great study of European union Human rights legislation and with the help of conscienceless money hungry lawyers have fought many court battles regarding why they don't need to make planning applications like the rest of us. Despite contibuting nothing to the economy of their present country of residence, they are quick to complain when their children dont seem to get an education, when they are turfed off private land, etc. They like to portray the image of a hard done by ethnic minority that is the victim of racial discrimination, citing the reason that ordinary people dont understand their way of life, they are really cheerful romany travellers, honest as the day is long, butter wouldnt melt, etc, failing to appreciate the fact that regular people are really not that gullible. When not carrying out tarmaccing jobs, gardening etc, the pikey may supplement their income by stealing cars, either selling it on, stripping for parts or weighing it straight in for scrap, along with lead from church roofs, cast iron railings from outside schools, brass plaques from gravestones and their last transit van that got recognised by its legitamate owner. Some modern pikeys are being extremely sly, choosing instead to live in houses like real people, either buying outright for cash, or playing on the local authority's duty to someone who claims to be homeless. Living in houses does not change their ways however, and they are still likely to steal from their neighbours, as you can find out when the stereo from your car that was broken into appears as if by magic in their transit van. Pikeys are best avoided at all costs, unless you are extremely hard, and have a lot of hard mates. when challenged alone, your average pikey will be a spineless piece of shit who would rather run, but be warned their credo is "strength in numbers" and he will soon turn up at your place with 100 of his smelly unwashed mates, keen to bring you round to their way of thinking by use of fists, baseball bats, etc. Police are equally terrified of them and the traditional way in which they are dealt with by police is to move them onto a different area where they will be someone else's problem. The recent huge influx of pikeys from Ireland is a direct result of legislation bought in by the Irish government effectively outlawing their way of life, and the uk's open door immigration policy is like a welcome mat. If you live in a remote farmhouse and feel at risk of pikey attack, be sure to have a shotgun handy, its no less than they deserve- nobody likes being stolen from, after all, Essex people got fed up with them a couple of years back and torched their campsite one night. Be warned, the only time a pikey will speak to you is if he thinks he can rip you off, get something for nothing, or just steal something you have that he wants. HGV drivers in particular regularly hear the pikey's distinctive call "d'ye have any spare diesel, sor?", however, they will at least pay for it, offering you £10 for 50 gallons which they extract with a high-speed electric pump and oil drum in the back of their transit. If you decline their generous offer, they will likely turn up a little later and help themselves anyway. so to sum up. thieving, parasitic, respecter of neither people or property, what they cant use they will destroy. The traditional reaction of any criticism is "come round the campsite, we'll soon change your mind"

PIKEY:"we were doing a tarmaccing job up the road and the machine fell over, we have all dis tarmac to get rid of before it sets, do ye want yer driveway done? only tree hundred pound" Homeowner "yes sure" pikey: "ok, we finished, dat's six hundred pound. pay it or we'll come back and born yer house down" Homeowner's shotgun "KABOOM" Pikey pulls up in 7.5 ton lorry. "can ye sell me some diesel? I've not got enough to get to de services, I have an account there" "yeah right, you drove past the petrol station 20 yards away to come and ask me that" pikey:"want to boy a new laptop? only 50 pound" person: "no thanks, you'll give me a bag with a housebrick in it or something"

24. (pikey) (34↑, 13↓)
Travellers which first were discovered in evesham.where they make love to their own brothers and sisters and alot of them call their sons rocky or elvis

get back to your house on wheels u pikey scum

25. (pikey) (47↑, 29↓)
A species of mentally retarded human, usually found on the streets (esp. feltham) or on or around council estates. Has a tendency to 'nick' or 'jack' stuff, especially if it's '[bling bling]' which for those not in the know is jewelry made of copper or fool's gold that is meant to look like gold. Costs about 10 squid. When on the streets, they are always found in groups of 3 or more and have a tendency to wear white nike hooded tracksuit tops with adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into adidas or reebok socks and astro-turf shoes or trainers. thinks that they are 'well 'ard' and can take on anyone, and if they are beaten in a fight they will claim that they have an older brother in Felthan Young Offenders. Also likes to steal mobile phones from unsuspecting victims and uses barstardised english vocabulary such as : bling, nife ya boi, jack, nick, wikkid,'ard, gimmisumfags and looka'agaygrungers/goffs. Also thinks that vandalism is cool and graffiti is art.

pikey: Gimmisumfags grunger, and your mobile wile your a' i' or i'll nife ya. Grunger: f*ck off bloody pikey. [pikey pulls out a 1mm long flick knife] pikey: Kizza\! cum and 'elp me beat up this gay grunge. Kizza\! Gaz? Anyone???? (Grunger laughs, hits pikey to the floor and bludgeons him to death with skateboard) Grunger: I'll take that 'bling'

26. (pikey) (39↑, 21↓)
A creature of minimal intelligence, less, in fact, than that of an amoeba, or traffic warden. Can easily be spotted by their language (it is not mentioned on any ethnologue ever written), silly accent, fake adidas/nike clothing, copious jewelry (not sure? take a magnet, or a 1000v supply and tesla coil, whichever proves more practical), and ridiculous gang names, for example, the one stirring up trouble outside the takeaway opposite my house is "IRA". Recent studies have shown that in groups, they can match the intelligence of a human, albeit a severely retarded (quite literally brainless) one. This is clearly demonstrated by getting into a fight with them, their combined combat skill is unsuprisingly similar to their combined intelligence. They tend to hang around in South East London, and speak as if they were born and raised in the West Indies

Stupid fucking pikeys outside the kebab shop. WHAT THE FUCK?\! Their stupid parents are dropping them off there\! Doesn't anyone have common sense any more?

27. (pikey) (23↑, 6↓)
1) A name given to a gypsy or similar. Taken from the work "turnpike", now used to mean a person who has traits such as numerous lurchers, knives, caravans and Transit vans. Pikeys will rob anything, repeat ANYTHING, that is not chained to the floor or otherwise cannot be moved. A pikey is often spotted flogging shoddy merchandise in pubs and/or market stalls. Warnings: Do not walk past pikeys carrying weed, many can smell it from 50 miles away and you will get knifed. Do not allow pikeys to operate fairground rides and/or arcade games. Do not employ a pikey for labour, having a patio built by a pikey will result in a few broken bits of brick and find they've nicked your cash and garden furniture and legged it. A pikey WILL rob you for your shoes. 2)See [chav]

"I fuckin' hate pikeys..."

Author: The Jaded Pear http://pikey.urbanup.com/1702859
28. (pikey) (27↑, 10↓)
a bunch of fucking tramps who dont pay taxes and live in a caravan in the middle of a unused field.better of to avoid if you want to keep your posetions since they're little theiving cunts.

a pikey normaly has: bowl cut,shity adidas bottoms,white nickelson top,nike tn's and of course just look like a fucking tramp

29. (Pikey) (29↑, 14↓)
Pikeys in their truest form are a people that roam the land (Britain) in moderate to large numbers looking for appropriatley sized open spaces to park their trailers and set up a temporary home, usually on private property but occassionally on land leased/sold to them by land owners or allocated to them by councils (local government in Britain). When the temporary encampment is set up, you will notice their presence immediately because of the eye sore that is fifty to several hundred mobile homes, trailers, vans and cars taking up space that was previously devoid of anything. Once set up, pikeys are notoriously difficult to move on, often claiming persecution/discrimination/ownership of land when asked to move on, when in fact it is their abuse of local resources and amenities (schools, shops, pubs) that leads to their being asked to leave. Once moved, the land they previously inhabited for anything up to several years will be completely unusable by anyone until renovation is undertaken by local council or land developer, as pits dug in to the ground and used as latrines are common along with large piles of massively unhygeinic rubbish and/or several (possibly stolen) cars or vans now no longer needed in their endeavours to completely fuck up anything in sight will be left behind as testimony to their parasitic nature. Pikeys are closely linked to, but not be confused with [traveller] and [gypsy].

Pikeys have set up camp in the park\! who's up for burning the c**ts out?

30. (pikey) (23↑, 9↓)
drain on society

them: oooo, nothing here, lets park up and live\!

31. (Pikey) (20↑, 7↓)
A pejorative term for a breed of persona non grata gypsy; politically correct term - 'Irish Traveller'. These people are society's dregs, hated by decent folk either side of the Irish Sea. The Irish hate them so much they've legislated them out of the country; the British (the righteous, hand-wringing element) have welcomed and rewarded them. Convoys of Pikeys often squat illegally on private or public land. When they eventually decide to leave, they leave a myriad of human and domestic waste left for nature (us) to reclaim. Commonly found in a Mitsubishi or Ford Transit, towing a caravan or living in council houses to sponge legitimately. The Pikey is characterised by the accents that they speak with; think of an Irishman speaking very fast with no teeth and you're pretty much there. Their youth are foul mouthed and feral, their women are tastelessly overdressed human carrier bags for Pikey sperm and the Pikey male is living proof that the evolutionary map missed a stage from ape to man. Occupations include, theft, scrap metal dealing (see: theft), fighting (see: drinking), drinking (see: fighting) and tax dodging. The above definition has been comprised through research, observations and personal encounters with these vermin. I no doubt suspect that this will be voted down by the bleeding heart, Hollyoaks demographic that have watched both seasons of My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and feel themselves adept at all things Pikey. Either that, or you're a Pikey yourself.

[Pikey] bastards.

Author: England_Rebels http://pikey.urbanup.com/5702205
32. (pikey) (24↑, 11↓)
a scruffy irish person who lives in a caravan

pikey for example sean, lyons, mitchell, lewis.

33. (pikey) (22↑, 10↓)
located in suburban and country side locations in England. allover the country, often found in caravan parks, woods, industrial estates. They enjoy smoking, wearing sports clothes and have a pikey lingo. uneducated lowlife youth

"wot\! gimme ya munny naw\! or ya get bare beats boyyy\!

Author: Biggin hill - Pikey country. http://pikey.urbanup.com/85064
34. (Pikey) (18↑, 8↓)
(n) Someone who will remove any item of ANY value legally or not, more usually the latter. Pikeys are renown for the ability to steal even the most secure of items regardless of if it requires to carry a oxy-acetylene cutter up 14 flights of stairs to remove a 10kg steel handrail that's only worth £10 they will do it. Infact the only thing that a Pikey can strip quicker than a stolen Ford Orion is a plate full of free food. A penchant for Dog, Cock or any other kind of animal fighting and Hare coursing is a favourite pastime. Like to organise meetings in derelict industrial estates and hold bare knuckle fighting, a sport that two thick as shit idiots clump the hell out of each other for a prize of £50, a 1985 Hyundai Pony or a night with the looser's wife, girlfriend, mother, sister or aunt. Speak in a uncomprehendable language only other Pikeys understand. Close relatave of the Pikey is the [Gypsey]. Similar sort of trait's but sell peg's, heather or any small item's round Council estates.

Drive round a dodgy Council estate if you dare. The one with a Ford Transit or DAF 200 pickup full of old washing machines and fridges will be a pikey.

35. (pikey) (14↑, 5↓)
The name given to an individual who lives on a council estate, often with numerous caravans parked on the garden. A large proportion of pikeys may be inbreds, therefore why there eyes are often so similar. It is unknown for a female pikey to leave her council estate shitty hole without her seven kids (with names such as 'Sharlene' and 'Wayne') hanging off of her, and with her ear lobes bestowed with cheap gold earings the size of cannon balls. Often acompanied by similar gold chains dangling from their necks.

'Look at that small nation of pikeys waiting at the bus stop'

36. (pikey) (17↑, 8↓)
Person who frequent places such as Alldays, Yates, and Wetherspoons wearing tracksuit and burberry baseball caps worn at a jaunty angle. Also known as "10-to-2ers" - the reason being the position of their feet when instigating a fight, usually accompanied by shouts of "caaaaaaaaaaam on you caaaaaaaaaaant, da ya want some then" etc. with arms outstretched and hands in a beckoning action. Wear gold sovereign jewellery from Argos or H Samuels.

Don't go down to the Co-Op this evening, it's complete pikeyville outside.

37. (pikey) (21↑, 13↓)
Usually found around city centers in Stolen/Traded for drugs Vauxhall Novas and Ford Escorts. Easy to spot in a car, due to £3000 of stereo in the car, along with a noisy as f*ck exhaust, even though there car is a 1.2, and the fact that they put their name, and their girlfriends/sisters name on a white stipe on the windscreen. Also wears poor quality rip-offs of expensive brands such as Burberry and Nike. Also known as a "Danny" due to the fact that most of them have that name. Also has a poor taste in women (usually 15 year old who only stays with him for the fact that he can get fags)

Pikey: Wanna race, my Fiat Pandas well fast You (in massive BMW) : Your thick as fuck but Ok You: Precede to accelerate until you reach Scotland, whereas Pikey Panda simply catches fire at the lights because of poorly wired audio equipment

38. (pikey) (15↑, 7↓)
persons who used to sell pegs to pensioners but more recently congregate in fields selling donkey tranquilzer to students.

oi pikey cunt got any donkey?

39. (pikey) (23↑, 15↓)
A gypsy

Hey pikey\!\!

40. (pikey) (11↑, 4↓)
it used to mean a [gypsy] but in the beginning of the new millennium it now means a person that lives in the council flat eg pikey land -the Cambridge Estate in Kingston Upon Thames,London they think they are [hard] usually found hanging around in places like McDonalds, the 99p store, primark ,street corners, bus stops, the Rotunda in Kingston upon thames, shitty estates, in Parks, train stations and other places what they look like a short way to describe them as peasants in reebok classics but you need to more about what they look like Men they have cheap shitty looking nike tracksuit bottoms MASSIVE rings on there fingers from argos face looks like pizza think there life is good but it is bad they think they are rich just cause they have a stolen PS2 woman they are slags that fuck everybody and they should have about 6 children by the age of 14 have denim skirts about 2 inches long MASSIVE ear rings you could fly a boeing 747 though them that all you need to know you will know what they look like when you see them

me *walking down the road with friends then there is is a pack of pikeys outside McDonalds* pikey *oi u shanky neek r u dizzy u moist cunt* me* why are you calling me that you trailer park trash* pikey *ya mum* me *go back to the 99p store * pikey *r u dizzy blud* me* fuck off you dirty waste of space* *pikey then runs off*

Author: KieranHegarty http://pikey.urbanup.com/3380421
41. (pikey) (8↑, 1↓)
Someone who steals items belonging to others to sell for their own profit, sometimes on websites such as ebay.

IT Guy \#1: Where's all the new monitors gone? I could've sworn we ordered more than this\! IT Guy \#2: I bet Jon's had em. IT Guy \#1: Bloody pikey\!

42. (pikey) (9↑, 2↓)
A traveller, or gypsy. Quite often turns up with several generations in tow, looking like a set of Russian dolls in appearance; clearly, the gene-pool is a molecular monolayer deep. Does not get up early, but is happy to ride around on a quad-bike until the early hours around the campsite. Cannot read or write, and usually requests "sofficks" for cash. Cannot spell uPVC or PVCu. Will mention that "Oirish" horse that fell in 1976 in the hope of a sympathetic discount at any trade counter. Carries more money on him than most people earn in a 3-month period (usually monies "up-front" from pensioners). Expert strategists - will send two to a trade counter to keep you occupied while a third (10 year old) sneaks into the warehouse to nick something. Would rather wall-paper a chimneystack in 1970's-style stone-effect paper than re-point it as requested. Witnessed. Drives a vehicle with only a mobile number as a point of contact; the word "fascia" will not - ever - be spelled correctly (should any livery be displayed). Will endlessly claim to be a God-fearing citizen who never, ever, tells lies. Make no attempt to point out that this is an oxymoron; no good will come of it. Where two or more are present, they will fight each other. Failing that, they will fight you. No offence should be taken from this: it either means they like you, or they hate you. It's hard to tell. Upon vacating an illegal campsite, the ratio of young children to discarded nappies etc will perplex the best minds this country has available. The iron gates will also be missing.

"go on mate, gi' us a chape proice - some good Oirish horses fell laaast weekend." "fuck off, pikey" "Hokay, Oi'll nick it anyway... Laaaads\!"

43. (pikey) (14↑, 8↓)
Scum of the earth. Live in caravans on other people's property because they are so cheap they won't pay taxes. Steal water from the farmers taps because they want to spend the money they do have (usually stolen) on cheap tacky gold chains, hoop earrings, burberry hats, trackies, shell toe trainers. You walk past one and they accuse you of starting on them but there is no point having a fight with one because they will go get all their incestuous brothers/cousins on you. They can't see straight because they have crossed eyes which is an affect of the inbreeding. There mothers are their sisters/cousins/grandmas/aunties. Usually in a group they turn a field and turn it into a pikey pit. They all have the same surname because they are all related. ARe incredibly stupid their vocabulary consists of the words "init", "bruv", "you startin?", "burberry", "mint", "trackies". Whine on about being better off than you although they live in crappy little caravans. Go around trying to act all hard when really they are cowardly shits. Should have been destroyed at birth.

Pikey - "I am well richer than you bruv" Me - "Well why don't you live in a house then?"

44. (pikey) (15↑, 9↓)
The kind of person that seems to think that the entire world has a problem with him/her, and he/she is probably right\! Has a constant aggressive attitude, and a tough guy image, which is completley unjustified, as there only ever tough in numbers, or at least they think they are. They always hang around in numbers as well. Seem to have a fasciantion with playground swings, and sittin on them, or steel bars, for sittin on. Fashion revolves around Kappa, le coq sportif, nike, reebok classics, ear piercings. They all seem to have a stupid swagger as well, and there arms end up swinging like a baboons\!\! Often assoocaited with garage music and hardcore\!\!\!\!\!

pikey - "what the f**k you lookin at" (said to someone minding their own business) Person - "um, excuse me?" Pikey - "awwww, f**king lary or wot\!\!\!" Person - " ok" "i'll f**ckin knock your head in\!"

45. (pikey) (13↑, 7↓)
roaming 'merchants'/ thieving gypsy bastards specialising in gates, crows nests and tar, normally taken from your house the month before. enterprising in their choice of weaponry, they tend to use machetes, tomahawks and rusty slashhooks to settle minor disputes.

pikey: "dyah wana buya gate boss" me / you: "no, and get out of my kitchen you filthy pikey cunt"

46. (Pikey) (10↑, 4↓)
Originally a derogatory term for Irish/Romany gypsy travellers, now commonly linked to the ever present [townie]. A pikey resides in a caravan, with the rest of thier pikey family (inbred kids et all) on a field owned by a local farmer, yet moving from location to location once they've: i)trashed the field ii)been firebombed by angry locals iii)stolen all local cars or iv) tarmac-ed every local drive Commonly seen wearing: -Argos jewellery -dirty clothes -reebok trainers -a scarf -a bomber jacket of some description

Pikey dave and his pikey son Dave, after stealing a ford escort and ragging it round a local field decide to pay the unsuspecting locals a visit, but after many refusals to "tarmac ya drive luv" or "any pershan rugs for ya mister" or "fight ya for ya shoes geeza" decide to retire to a local pub for a beer, a brawling and a night in police custody.

Author: Mikey (the pikey) http://pikey.urbanup.com/400011
47. (pikey) (15↑, 10↓)
a person who wears jogging trousers and burbery caps. they also tend to drive novas

if you ever meet a pikey the most whitty comment there small uneducated little minds can think of is "Ya Mum\!\!"

48. (pikey) (14↑, 9↓)
White tracksuit wearing little shit who smokes constantly and hangs around with twenty of their so-called 'bruvs'. Often sporting a white baseball cap worn at a ridiculous angle on the back of the head and excessive amounts of Argos gold.

Pikey: What u lookin at twat? Normal person: Nothing, I assure you. Pikey: Are you taking the piss? Normal person: Don't be absurd, what makes you think that? Pikey: \<Spits on floor\> Come on then, lets fight to see who is the 'ardest\!

49. (Pikey) (15↑, 10↓)
A strange-looking person who sometimes puts together life-threateningly unsafe roller coasters in travelling funfairs.

Woah\! I wouldn't like to ride on that piece of pikey engineering\!

50. (pikey) (6↑, 2↓)
a pikey is a person who travels around living in a caravan otherwise called a gypsie. They are smelly bastards who stop on land owned by other people. They slowly rome around like a disease ruining whatever land, the dirty cretins, decide to stop on. They scrounge of the system and dont pay taxes. When living illegaly on the land they chuck rubbish around, have fires, leave shit and make it, as much as they possibly can, look like the beginnings of a land fill. They can often be seen, with their imbred family, having a carvery or a chinese buffet but only at the cheapest places if you feel like going on a pikey hunt. You can pick them out by the loud grunts and the half english half irish twang they have going on that is pretty hard to understand. They are usually the ones who are also decerating the floor with their food, my only guess is that, because they can be dirty animals when they are at 'home' they dont feel that when they are in civilized company they have to change. If you see some chinese people on there knees scooping up piles of food, you know the area has just been visited by a pikey. To sum up a pikey is an unpleasant creature, which have no morals or self respect.

pikey 'wanna buy some pegs?' yes this pikey has stole someones clothe line pegs and is trying to sell them to passes by.

51. (pikey) (4↑, 0↓)
A resident of the town of Stevenage in Hertfordshire. Whilst it is a fact that not all Stevenagians are Pikeys (Just as not all male aircraft cabin attendants are gay) the town does have an almost magnetic attraction to Pikeys and Chavs. They can be seen almost anywhere in the town, but the Mecca for them appears to be 'Wife-beater bench' outside the Job centre/DSS office near the swimming pool. Note: Whilst this area is without a doubt the most sacred Holy of Holies to the Pikester, the casual observer may walk past on the opposite side of the road in complete safety. This is because of the swimming pool. The mere proximity of water to Pikeys causes them mortal terror. This is probably because the only thing that can destroy a Pikey is water mixed with soap. They will avoid this at all costs.

Pikey: Oi mate\! lend us twenny pee for da fone innit? Citizen: Away with you\! You'll only spend it on White Ace.

52. (pikey) (6↑, 2↓)
a slang term for a gypsy... NOT a chav, [chav]s are completly different, just in recent years people have started mixing the two, i think this is becuse they are just trying to find anothe thing to should back at chavs when they hurl abuse at anyone that is different from then.

Chav: Greeeeeebo\! other: *ignores them, carries on walking* chav: oi\! grebo im talkin to you\!\!\! other: go away yoo stupid pikey (wrong)

53. (pikey) (23↑, 19↓)
schools call them travellers of irish heritage. basically ur a no good theif that travels around england in a caravan rippin off old people and stealin stuff with ur fucked up irish accent. i recomend u watch he film snatch

turns out the sweet talkin tatto sporting pikey was a gypsie bare knuckle boxing champion....which makes him harder than a coffin nail.

54. (pikey) (9↑, 5↓)
Congenital thieves claiming dreamy, blameless Romany heritage. Claim usually in context of routine magistrates court appearance for garden shear and/or shetland pony theft and/or ferretin and/or extreme violence exacted via crossbow bolt or stolen shotgun.

Best described by De La Soul song hijacked by pikeys Pikey 1: "Can I nick it?" Pikey 2: "Yus you can" or failed logo of national bank for Pikeys, Pikeys Saving Bank "PSB - The Bank that likes to say Yus"

55. (pikey) (11↑, 7↓)
some scanky kid who tends to work on the local fair by night, and steal by day\! The can also be found in amusment arcades
56. (Pikey) (8↑, 5↓)
originally a person who lives on the turnpikes or roads, old word for 'traveller'

no pikeys/pikies\!

57. (Pikey) (7↑, 4↓)
Sub-Human buckshot fodder who encourage their children to break into secluded farmhouses and then wonder why the little twats get wasted.

"Next pikey who walks through the door gets both barrels...3-2-1........BOOM\!

58. (pikey) (3↑, 1↓)
a person who lives on an estate with a caravan and old fridge freezer a beat up old cortina they use for banger racing. They wear lots of cheap gold.

damn those pikeys next door with their niose and smell. When are they going to get rid of that mouldy matteress.

59. (pikey) (8↑, 6↓)
a complete tramp who has nothing better to do than knife people and wear pathetic 'gold' clown necklaces and walk round as if they are wrapped in bubble wrap\!\!\!

a girl who hits you over the head with a glass bottle and looks like a fucking ugly baboon\!\!

Author: pikey hater\!\!\! http://pikey.urbanup.com/971822
60. (pikey) (7↑, 5↓)
Usually a gypsy, or an Irish-English person. Comes in handy for Irish-English Gypsies.

For every action, there is a reaction. And a Pikey reaction is quite a fucking thing.

Author: RENEGATUS DOT COM http://pikey.urbanup.com/489551
61. (pikey) (6↑, 4↓)
Hailsham pikey scum who have dead dogs and rusty broken caravans from the ripleys scrapyard

i got raped by that damn pikey with a dead dog

62. (Pikey) (1↑, 0↓)
Pete Wentz/Mikey Way pairing. Popular amongst the Fall Out Boy and My Chem fandoms. Many fanfictions written about them. See also [summer of like]

"Pikey is my otp"

Author: ryanrossisafaggot http://pikey.urbanup.com/6222126
63. (Pikey) (1↑, 0↓)
Pikey, otherwise known as 'Brad O'mara' for short. Brad O'mara is a term used often for a person of which descents from Ireland, usually with a strong Irish accent which alot of people find hard to understand. They often tend to live in groups known as Gypsies, or Romanise, and tend to travel from camp site to camp site in their caravans. They have a great load of respect for their mothers and like to show this respect by 'buying' them a brand new caravan. They are also expert at bare knuckle boxing and will most usually win every time, so do not attempt to fight a O'mara. Even if they say they don't, O'maras usually tend to steal money out of peoples bags and jackets, for drug money to buy such drugs as cannabis, but sometimes if they don't have the time to go and 'collect the rent' as they tend to refer it as they just plead their mothers for 'lunch money'. They are often known to own horses or dogs aswell.

Brad O'mara/Pikey: "d'ya like dags?" Tommy: "Dags...?" Brad O'mara/Pikey: "cheh, Dags." Tommy: "Oh dogs... yeah, I like caravans more though." Brad O'mara/Pikey: "chroist, the fekin' harses've gat loose again\!"

Author: wannaboyacaravan http://pikey.urbanup.com/5919153
64. (Pikey) (2↑, 1↓)
a poor smelly ignorant person.

jesus RossMc is a pikey

65. (pikey) (10↑, 9↓)
A person of low educational quality and generally bad manners. Usually worse than the common thief due to the persistently aggressive and violating nature of their breed

I once had a pikey family move under me at a property that I owned. Unfortunately the flat below was a 'council dwelling' which speaks for it self really. Common problems that I had living in close proximity to these people where offensive Eminem music playing so loud that my windows rattled and my floor vibrated, the two dogs that they had were always barking or fighting in the communal courtyard, not to mention the countless amounts of dog crap that was left for me to step over on my way to work each morning. Another problem that I had was being verbally abused when leaving for work with such comments as 'WANKER\!', 'BITCH\!' and the old pikey favourite 'I'm gonna knock ya out ya prick\!'. Typically these pikey people usually live with a certain type of female, usually of the same lower class standing as their own. My case was no exception. His partner in 'crime' was a council tenant, on the dole 'Basildon slag' which is quite typical for the area. With two young kids and a bad attitude she would scream at them 'Stop crying or I’ll fuckin knock ya out\!' Upon leaving the property nearly two years after they arrived they left a trail of destruction including lots of rubbish, more than likely nicked ‘gear’, a sewer system totally blocked with dog crap and nappies, lots of graffiti scrawled on the communal area and a attempted burglary on my flat which caused £500 in damage. The list goes on and on..... All I can say is that I can see why pikey’s are so hated in the normal everyday community. They totally lack class and social standing except amongst their own kind, which counts for very little in the 'real world'. To be avoided at all costs\!\!

Author: I the undersigned http://pikey.urbanup.com/1589551
66. (pikey) (6↑, 5↓)
Contrary to being synonymous with [traveller], where I'm from 'pikeys' are basically nothing more than worthless pieces of shit. They can be instantly identified due to their sporting of 'designer' tracksuit gear, gold jewellery about ten sizes too big worn anywhere physically possible on the body, and the mandatory 45-degree tilted baseball headwear to cap it all (no pun intended, this is too shameful). Pikeys are very rarely seen in groups of less than 10, and upon gathering in such gangs they proceed to dominate the footpath (or rather the road, considering they probably don't know what a footpath is), staring down anyone within a good forty yards and in doing so hurling a flurry of verbal abuse their way made completely intranslatable but for the inevitable cropping up of words such as 'fuck' and 'wanker'. These despicable excuses for human beings are occasionally restricted to groups of 5, 6, or possibly 7, depending on how many of them can fit in the back of an alloyed piece-of-shit car doing endless wheelies in car parks whilst blasting out the latest fake-ass drum'n'bass/garage/R'n'B SHITE through a 400-watt woofer turned up to 11. I won't go into much more detail, because it's not worth my time. Put it this way, pikeys will do almost anything to start trouble, ranging from targeting you for being in the same street as them to claiming you said something (anything) to them when they know damn well you didn't. In groups, they are best avoided full stop, but if passing them on their own or in twos or threes (if you're lucky enough to ever catch them that way), just don't draw any undue attention to yourself and avoid looking at them at all, and with any luck they'll do what they should be required by law to do and keep it shut. My advice though: if you really can't stand these people (and I wouldn't blame you), please do your utmost to emigrate to a country where one would hope the grass is greener.

Typical pikey greetings: "What the fuck you starin' at?" "I'll smash y'eddin, buoy" "Got a light?" "Serve 'im up innit (bruv)"

67. (Pikey) (18↑, 17↓)
The new underclass. Equivalent of trailer trash in the UK except due to our 'superior' welfare system they live in free houses and not trailers. Hmmmm. Saw some dick was trying to delete definitions of Pikeys due to 'people making words up'. Pikey IS a real word. Not every word comes from America you know. Take a 'vacation' bitch and discover the world.

Some cunts are just too stupid. Probably a pikey himself.

Author: Bez lad, give it a tug, mmmm http://pikey.urbanup.com/958992
68. (Pikey) (11↑, 10↓)
well what can i say...... Pikeys are scum. Usually found in their inbred groups all wearing burberry caps at an angle,they steal evrything,smell,look ugly,talk like complete twats,try to be hard and are found on various caravan parks and council estates over the UK. Generally a pikey would have more cousins than the amount of bricks your house is made from. Pikey girls tend to wear large hooped earings. When i say large, I mean very LARGE\! god knows how they afford the rent for their council houses.personally, i think they should be kicked out of the UK onto their own seperate fucking island where they can steal,beat each other up as much as they like and be as pikie-ish as they like without us GOOD people being on the end of things. Other words for Pikey are...Mush,chav,gyppo,tinker,chavvy,WANKER,SCUM,

pikies are scum.come on, everyone agrees with that statement dont they? only because its true\! "duuuun't diss pikies mush, or i'yll gett yha" (typical chav)

69. (pikey) (6↑, 5↓)
In NORWICH the term pikey is generally a used to describe people who listen to rock/alternative music or skate, stuff like that. Basically the opposite to a townie

A mindless townie would say 'you fu*king pikeys'. Qoute from about a month ago when me and some mates went out one night and got shouted at by some garys in a crappy ford escort

70. (pikey) (6↑, 5↓)
Where do you start? Stinking fucking dirty flea infested pieces of shite that deserve a right kicking from all righteous members of society

Striped trousers, lack of hair not related to male pattern baldness, for some reason they always get stopped at the exit of supermarkets by security guards - Couldnt think why\!

Author: I Dont Live in a Caravan\! http://pikey.urbanup.com/274987
71. (pikey) (4↑, 3↓)
pikey is a term used by guy ritchie in his movie snatch. right. i dont have idea how many times he use this term but he say: "its a despreciative term, in the real life, ill never used"

sneaky fucking pikey

72. (Pikey) (0↑, 0↓)
-Verb, to steal or to take property where doing so demonstrates a stingy or miserly characteristic.

I knew Rich liked to pikey things from KFC, but apparently you do too.

73. (Pikey) (1↑, 1↓)
Someone who crashes on your sofa or floor and often never leaves. food that you bought is often free to them. your house will soon be redecorated in their own way ie odour de foot wherever they go and your living room will soon be a bedroom with personalised walls with posters up you didn't know about that would offend your mum when she comes to visit.

Pikey - "Is it cool to crash here for ONE NIGHT" victim (two months later) - "Maybe you should get a job" Pikey - "I thought we were friends"

Author: loonihan_loonihan http://pikey.urbanup.com/4116537
74. (Pikey) (0↑, 0↓)
Wheely bin stealing ginger next door neighbours.

'Where did our wheely bin go?' 'Must be those damned pikeys again.'

75. (Pikey) (0↑, 0↓)
Often referred to as "Gimp" Thinks he is a stud yet very geeky without his knowing so. Attracts beautiful women who only want his dick.

"Hey, Pikey was a crap shag but his dick was a beauty,not boyfriend material"

Author: Mary Christmas http://pikey.urbanup.com/2641407
76. (pikey) (8↑, 8↓)
a person who is not quite english and not quite irish.

shane: that's a pikey right there. stephen: he probably sells caravans.

Author: dont wanna be a pirate http://pikey.urbanup.com/1647733
77. (pikey) (6↑, 6↓)
I have some mates who are ex pikeys, from near kings lynn but they've travelled all over. Now they live in houses though. There Jimboy, Ben, Lee + PJ. They all do boxing and are all related. Ben has a big gold boxing glove on a big chain and a horseshoe ring which is MASSIVE\! Jimboy also has a big thick gold chain. Most people wont know this but travellers have their own language eg Dik at chavys mush corey, blow over to that gorger and suv the mort, kekker rocker dikky chavy etc etc. Most people wont have a clue what any of that means but i do haha\! Its taken me a long time to learn because hardly any travellers will tell you what it means unless htey completely trust you\! Theyv got words 4 just about evrything\! They wear chav clothes like rockport boots and timberland boots, ben has a burberry hat, n a lacoste tracksuit, they all wear tight jeans and have a lot of gold etc. Jimboy and PJ both drive pick up trucks, and Jimboy does gardening. Despite all of this, they are quite nice people when you get to know them, the most decent ex gypsies i've ever met\!\!

Ma mates r sound, but most pikeys aint\!\!

78. (pikey) (5↑, 5↓)
Scum who travel round in packs intimidating old ladies and toddlers. Think they are the best group of people in the world though they are just a bunch of inbreds. One time one came up to me who was a kid, I laughed at him and he replied,"What you laughin' at, I'll split you open\!" I just broke out in a fit of laughs. Pikey's are SCUM\!

[trailer-trash] [Pikey]

79. (pikey) (6↑, 6↓)
Pikey [noun] Used to descibe Goods (or person) of inferior, tatty or unfashionable persuation.

Me: That is a very pikey watch you are wearing. Pikey: *smacks me in the mouth*

80. (Pikey) (2↑, 2↓)
What is now know as a fucking Chav. Chav is such a crap word. Pikeys have been round for ages. When I was growing up it was Reebok Classics and Ben Sherman. Nowadays its Burberry. Anyway, Burberry caps went out of fashion 3 years ago, anyone going to garage/drum n bass raves can tell you that. After Burberry caps came those really tight nike caps that every single little cunt in Fabric would wear. Now its them Dizzee Rascal baseball caps with the flat peak. In my area, rounf West London, a pikey/chav was called a 'Dave'. Same thing, classics, ben sherman, jewellery, bad attitude, short hair gelled forward, usually acne problem, talks like a cockney gangster. Like a male version of Shazzers and Tracies.

'Shall we go to the Bell?' 'Nah, it's packed full of Daves.'

81. (pikey) (10↑, 10↓)
A very very dislikeable traveller who has gone down the "thug" route. But may I point out that not all romany people go down this path. I was best friends wiv a very nice gypsy until she moved away. Anyway I'm waffling. Pikeys however, are just sad individuals. They are not sub human. They do not need to be burnt. Anyone suggesting a massacre is a Nazi.

Ew a pikey.

Author: The person formerly known as Floyd the barber http://pikey.urbanup.com/741401
82. (Pikey) (8↑, 8↓)
Can also be called a [Chav], and [munter], there are many definitions. But mainly they are people covered in gold - usually plated - they hate [grungers], or [greebos] anyone who dares be different and threatens them with violence....only when in a large group of people. This usually occurs when members of the opposite sex are present so more of these little vandals can be produced.They do not speak in proper english. and word such as boi and bey follow most senteces

'im gonna step on ya beh' 'what you say beh? f*ckin' grungers beh, get em boi' Just go to sittingbourne there all over the place. How do you get 200 pikeys in a phone booth? - Paint it with burburry. What do you call 200 pikeys at the bottom of a pool - a good start.

Author: Vixen the Viking http://pikey.urbanup.com/715302
83. (pikey) (8↑, 8↓)
pikey...where shall i start.the first word that springs to most peoples mind is scum of the earth...and that is usually right. These fake burberry, hooped earring, minging slicked back hair (usually giving the pikeyette a face lift,probably needed due to severe ugliness ) stupidly high sports caps, alcohol/smoke inhaling annoying inhabitants of any small town dont deserve nething more than scum of the earth. They go around terrorising old grannys/grandpa's kicking bins over (oh the joy) are really wot the government she be focusing on getting rid of instead of illeagel immigrants..fukin pikes\! p.s they also pike socks off of you during p.e so BEWARE..

SOCK STEALING scabbo's

84. (pikey) (9↑, 9↓)
ways to find out what a pikey is: see Snatch, (the film, not the pussy) go to portsmouth stay in portsmouth live in portsmouth follow trails of gum follow trails of shitty cheap earrings that have fallen of their ho's

init, was ma ho, BITCH innit fuck shit HO bitch, big up POMPEY, wers ma bitch?

85. (Pikey) (8↑, 8↓)
A resident of a council estate, usually defining a male aged between twelve and thirty. The pikey rarely travels alone, often to be found in a pikey group of 5 plus, loitering at bus stops, outside chip shops or on street corners. The only time they venture alone is to walk their dog, usually an aggressive breed such as a Pit Bull or Rottweiler, or even a cross of the two. Shell suits are de rigeur, the bottoms of which must be worn at half mast to reveal their white socks. The ensemble is topped off with a baseball cap, preferably with label, although the Burberry check is becoming increasingly popular. A pikey is best avoided at all times, especially if they are in the process of consuming Diamond White cider, as although their demeanour lulls you into thinking they are mentally slow, they are usually physically quick and will often "ask questions later", having set upon you and beaten you senseless for merely being in the same proximity as them.

Pikey: "You what mate?" You: "Er, I didn't say anything mate" Pikey: "You what mate?" You: "Err..." \<at which point pikey group sets upon you\>

86. (pikey) (5↑, 5↓)
'Pikey' in our area denotes those who are considered to be ..hmm.. 'scum' But it can also refer to 'townies' - more specifically those that go to raves and wear the wierdest looking shit (ie.kappa tracksuits, lots of gold soverign rings and burb hats) Nu-school pikey = hardcore townie. Old-school pikey = caravaner.

2 townie-pikeys entered my dads workplace today, and left without his permission. They did however remember to take his car. Thievin'scallies\!

Author: Car-less pikey-disliker http://pikey.urbanup.com/616190
87. (pikey) (7↑, 7↓)
A twat, usually male & conceived by the families mother & brother\!

A young male who looks mischievous (generally up to no good) wearing a tracksuit wiv rockport shoes smoking & chewing gum\!

88. (pikey) (15↑, 15↓)
A standard pikey is a person usually male who lives round anywhere they can be it farm or car parks, they are mostly irish with a acent that no motherfucker can understand, it not irish but it not english it worse than gordie.They usualy live in a scanky little caravan, they rob in the day and are working on their fair during the night. They will nick anything you have so nail it down quick. They will shoot you for calling them "pikey's", they like to be called travllers, and they will kick your arse if you look at them wrong or if you say "you wanna by a dog", or potatoe as they are they are mostly irish. Look out for these people they are really weird they usually are in a small group, and can be deadly. Watch out for them BASTARDS

me and a couple mates saw some pikeys camping behind a carpark, and they stared at us with their dogs barking, FUCKING pikeys

89. (pikey) (6↑, 6↓)
A person who wears nike,reebok etc clothes and a baseball cap on at an angle they are also seen wearing a lot of buberry (which is basically tartan.)and loads of stick gold chains from argos or of the back of a truck. female pikeys hav big gold hoop earings which drag there ear lobes down to the ground and are usually caked in makeup no matter what age.

cor mush\! i cood deck ya, fish eye\!

90. (pikey) (4↑, 4↓)
Derived from the name Pike. The Pikes and the Penfolds were the names of two big families of Travellers in the Kent area.
91. (pikey) (0↑, 0↓)
Some one that cant admit to being one of these is Pikey King or Queen\!\!

Racheal Hunt is Queen Pikey

92. (pikey) (2↑, 2↓)
Educationally sub-normal reverse elitist They also steal tractors and lawnmowers. Especially big, orange kubotoa tractors which are easy to find. see: [Chav] also: [penis]

a pikey and chav are both rock hard and probably rail buddies.

93. (pikey) (0↑, 0↓)
Term used for a Pompey Lil's boyfriend, all 8 different fathers of her children are known by this name.
94. (pikey) (6↑, 6↓)
A sub-human caravan dweller,in a shell suit,with dangly earings.They would steal anything that's not glued down,are cheeky, nasty scum.

Look darling, shot gun fodderpikey bastards\! lets ask them to tarmac the dog\!

95. (pikey) (0↑, 0↓)
Slang name given to travlers/gypsies/fair workers etc, or general wankers

Pikey: 'kahn' then mush You: Fuck of you Pikey Tosser

Author: dan0darkside http://pikey.urbanup.com/147078
96. (pikey) (7↑, 7↓)
someone that drives a once white transit van

get in the pikey van and i'll give you a lift

97. (pikey) (0↑, 1↓)
pikey is an impolite and possibly racially offensive term for a member of the irish travelling community. the term originated in west london around the uxbridge,hayes and west drayton area. it references the urban legend that travellers ate pike that they poached from the river, little britain lake etc. we now know this is untrue as they just steal anything they want and don't have the patience to fish.

oh shit,the pikeys are in town again

98. (Pikey) (0↑, 1↓)
People with the first name Niall. Being of Irish decent and generally selling alot of crap that doesn't below to you.

Look at Niall he is such a pikey selling his carpets and wares out the back of his hi-ace van.

Author: Anti-Pikey123 http://pikey.urbanup.com/4840485
99. (Pikey) (0↑, 1↓)
To steal something, or borrow without asking, ususally quite innocently To be said in a joking or innocent manner Derived from the insult/nickname: Pikey

"Dude, he just pikied my pen\!" "Can I pikey your pen, man?"

Author: DownloadThisSongAgain http://pikey.urbanup.com/3473059
100. (pikey) (1↑, 2↓)
A british or irish term for a gypsy, traveller, or someone that lives in a trailer or caravan. Pikeys are usually unfriendly and fight alot.

John: Whats that caravan doing in the middle of the roundabout? John's Friend: Pikeys must have settled it there. They think they can do what they like.

101. (Pikey) (7↑, 8↓)
Pikeys are the ancesstors of chavs except no bling cause they cant afford it\!

Pikey: Grunt Chav:Braaaap braap we iz banging in our crib mon\!

Author: King bobro III http://pikey.urbanup.com/1799351
102. (Pikey) (13↑, 14↓)
(1) A slang term for a Gypsy/Townie/Wanderer. Usually used in a derogatory way. See; [Gypsy] and [Bum] (2)A Rare and Reclusive Creature is Pikey. This ½ Mexican, ½ Caucasian male's brain is nearly completely destroyed after years of heavy drinking, and drug abuse. Also goes by the names of Mike, Michael, and That Guy. Identifiable Traits; -Talks from the side of his mouth -Almost always wears completely or nearly completely black clothing -wears a (black of course) fitted baseball cap

Hey, Look... It's That guy. You mean Mike? Nahh man, That's Pikey.

103. (pikey) (8↑, 9↓)
In australia, pikeys are mainly smartarses, hold alot of enemies, have hot girlfriends, and are crazily in love with them. Often say words such as "man" "dude" "bootin around" and especially "yea fuck yea" and "bahahaha"

Pikey says: Ohhh man Lilia is soo fuckin hot dude.

Author: DanielleMBilo http://pikey.urbanup.com/1427972
104. (Pikey) (4↑, 5↓)
The thick lad off Dads Army.

You stupid boy Pikey or sometimes Dont tell him Pikey.

Author: David Webster http://pikey.urbanup.com/926754
105. (pikey) (11↑, 12↓)
thieving scum who congregate in caravans and usually originate from kent.

A Gillingham FC fan

Author: MILLWALL=EUROPE http://pikey.urbanup.com/626173
106. (pikey) (8↑, 9↓)
a [local youth], [townie], who, on the whole lives on a sink estate a.k.a. those f*cking piles of sh*tf*ck in the sky, or a caravan parked illigaly either in: a farmers field, a drive-thru car lot, or the village green. however the last option is generally highly unlikely becausethey rarely ever leave their state of urban squalor and their "well 'ard [hood]"in: eastbourne, hastings, willingdon, crowbrough, brighton or another south coast town. unless they: have finally been evicted by the local authorities, or have decided (if it is possible to with their limited cranial capacity) to move because they have been having illicit and public sex with his/her (the [females] of the species often look like the [males]) siblings, however one cannot be sure if it is his/her son because of the rates of pregnancy. these [pikeys] are usually seen congregating around on the the many decaying shopping centers in their area, their [turf] can be observed by the stench of urine, used condoms, cigarette ends which are aimed to be in a line but with their coordination.... On weekday nights and early mornings, they can be spotted [hangin] with their [bitches] outside the local indian/kebab shop/chinese takeaway(or the remains of). if you approach they WILL taunt you with, a string of nonsensical garbage, wich you will struggle to translate, they will then start to move towards you in their posse, making wild, lurid, strange and uncomprenesible hand gestures. is then the sensibil point to turn and run(if on your own). if you have brought along your own gang to the venue you can hurl abuse at them too, *BEAWARE they will not understand any insults that consist of: 4 sylaballs, 3 words due to their: illiteracy/attention span. also insults involving their mothers will not be very offening to these hardened inbreads*. in the ensueing fracas you may shout various universally known phrases such as " 'Ave 'im\!" or "Scarper lads\!" However on weekend nights they can be spotted at the local pier/seafront in their [boy racers] (nackerd stolen MGs or Rovers). if you are looking for a fight they can be identified by their cheap sport regailia. the standard [gear] includes: reebok classic/ nike airmax footwear, addidas 3-stripe tracksuit bottoms, a "carabinieri"/"hackett"/"reebok" etc. sweater, headwear is invariable a burberry(fake) cap is a must for the 1990-2005 season. to ensure a decent fight pursues, you may want to dress as a goth/mosher/middle class guy.

david harris

107. (pikey) (4↑, 5↓)
people who live a crime high area due to themselves they are extremely ugly cunts and use cheap corner shop hair debateably stolen off the back of a lorry. you genrally find them in sammll groups next to scene petty crime e.g. stealing a fake burbury cap ,which is always at a 90 degrees angle,which they stole from the black market.their voice is usually 300 octaves higher than the average baby.girls normally up for it in 33.5 seconds of seeing you. warning:normally have a masive bellend on top of head.

the bellend of a pikey stole me fucking biro

108. (pikey) (4↑, 5↓)
noun. a definitive description of someone who voluntarily eats out of skips and sells lucky pencil top erasers for £1. any member of homo sapiens whose IQ is less than that of the assorted mangy creatures they have on the end of old rope collectively.

oi pikey\! get your theiving hands out of my sister.

Author: matt devilstick http://pikey.urbanup.com/250979
109. (pikey) (11↑, 12↓)
general population of Crowthorne. They are always seen in Puffer jackets, burbury hats, adidas trousers and shoes found in skips, and have a voice sounding as if castration has taken place.

Pikey: Oi\! You\! I'm Gonna nick your wallet\!\!\! You: Fuck off.

110. (pikey) (10↑, 11↓)
Modern Southern England Day Definition: A very common person, with limited comand of the English language, who delights in wearing joggers, baseball hats and trainers. Often seen smoking and at the scene of trouble.

I don't like Bromley Spoons- it's so full of pikeys.

111. (Pikey) (6↑, 8↓)
A slang term for U.K. travelers that has found its way to the Southern U.S. Sometimes called "Irish Travelers" decendents of tinkers let out of prisons to come to America. Known to be great scam and law suit artists. Exposed in 1999 20/20 episode, and frequently appear on the "Jerry Springer show" 1. A person who solicits remolding or some unlicensed or unbonded under the table pay construction work demanding money up front, works half the job and recieves final pay and then never returns. 2. A face fighter, this is the guy that gets in your face while your about to square off with his pal. This guy can be clipped at close range, take him out the minute he opens his beer hole. 3.Crooked toothed Ozark girls. Must have at least 12 teeth to qualify. Teeth are ruined and knarly due to inbreeding and close relations of families from Scotch Irish/ Black Irish/ Mulungin descent,not from meth abuse, or lack of tooth brush.

Common Surnames: Allen,Bradford,Brannon,Cates,Cardin,Dennis,Gentry,Hogan,Holland,Jackson,Masterson,Morris,Morrison,Murphy,Mc-"anything". Common trades: Carnies (Carnival workers)Carpenters, Painters,Pressure washers,Shade Tree machanic,Tire changers,Landscapers,Garden Tillers, etc. "...You know what you get when you have 10 girls from Clinton in one room?...A full set of teeth..." "...Man did you see that pikey toothed bitch working the carnival last night?

112. (Pikey) (2↑, 4↓)
A pikey is someone who loves to create misery amongst the normal people of society. For some reason they seem to think its 'boss' to wear fake brands, our brands (representing casuals here) like stone island aka snide island in there case. They Can't afford cars or vans so have to steal one (nearly always untaxed). Thieving kniving little things, as long as it's not nailed down they'll have it. A pikeys form of income is benfits and live in council flats with there 16 children sleeping in one bedroom. Pikeys are infamous for there inbreeding, they like to keep it 'in the family'. My advice is not go within 13 paces of them or you might get sucked in and beatin in by them. The female pikeys also like to wear as much make up that is humanly possible (applied with a paint brush) I hope you have enjoyed reading this now keep away form them\!

That mike is such a pikey wearing that snide island and shagging his sister

113. (pikey) (2↑, 4↓)
Someone who lives in a caravan, Tucks his jeans into his socks and talks half irish/english

A romany gypsy normally a well loved member of a large irish/ english family they are oftenly known for violence and theft but not all gypsys/pikeys/travlers are the same the older generation of romany gypsys are actually respectable and good honest people just because they live in a caravan and talk almost foreign it dont meen there bad i meen dont get me wrong half of them are total wastes of spaces and do nothing with there life apart from hang around on streets listening to crappy mc music with there newly stolen phone from the paper boy round the corner the average gypsys you will meet will be the younger generation due to the fact they like to be out alot there outdoor people the younger generation are normally the violent abusive ones they will never bad mouth you when there on there own but if theres 3 or more they think there rocky, they love sports like boxing, hare coursing, B'K'B Etc. at the end of the day travlers are only really violent towards normal people due to the fact theyve been cast out there social outcasts of the normal comunitie they come from there own world people keep mistaking chavs/townies as travlers it makes me really angry because me myself i come from a romany gypsy background and were not all like they are today, how they dress aswell its not a full shellsuit and they dont call each other bruv Normally a pair of timbaland boots, pair of jeans, tucked into black or dark blue socks, normally vests, stripey jumpers with smart button up shirts underneight, sometimes a large black swade coat, just below the waist, [haircuts] a normal travler boy haircut, simply half a pot of gel in there hair brushed back like elvis, or, shaved back and sides [bowl cut].

114. (pikey) (1↑, 3↓)
A pikey is a retarded inbred that gets a job in the local council so he can get free housing for his extended family (fathers usually unknown). A pikey thinks he is tough but is actually a complete coward, which is why he always needs his brothers and cousins with him. A pikey is a scumbag that is not content with being the at the very bottom of the social scale, so has started digging\! A pikey is very useful for target practise - why else do they exist? Pikeys are more commonly known as the population of Crawley.

Typical pikey sentence: Got this dog for sale mate, it's fresh, only nicked it this morning\!

115. (pikey) (4↑, 6↓)
A pikey is now-a-days usually a person who can't afford to be like everyone else. They do what they can for what little money they get and get on with life while all the [Poshys]/[Poshies] ( people with money to spend like water) spend their money like water. Chavs are genrally called pikeys but theey're not. They're chavs. Bling wearing, tracksuited, cap wearing chavs who enjoy saying "innit" and "bruv" and being whores/rentys.

Chav: ey, look that that pikeh, I bet she has a knife and drugs and shit. Chav 2: (meh heh) yeah, innit lyk. I hate pikeys, lyk. they're a load of gay pricks. Chav: innit Pikey: *thank god I'm not like them whores* Chav2: ey, she's lookin' at meh. Chav: don't look at what you can't afford hunneh\! Chav2: she's just jealous 'cause she aint pregnant lyk us at 14 innit\! Chav: yeah, jealous she aint got a bloke like meh Jeff Chav2: you bitch\! Jeff meh man, an this is his babeh\! Chav: you wish, hunneh. 'Cause this is his babeh is his, and he is mine, luv. Chav2: you Whore\! Pikey: :/ you're both whores and this Jeff guy is'nt much better. your a disgrace to the human race, gee lost already.

116. (pikey) (6↑, 8↓)
A derrogatory term for an irish gypsie, commonly referred to as an "Irish Traveler." Also, interchangeable with the term fucker.

"Yeah, I got family back in Ireland...they're a bunch of pikeys." "Kiss off, pikey\!"

Author: SnottyIrishman http://pikey.urbanup.com/1395419
117. (pikey) (0↑, 2↓)
Pikey known also as chavs tend to act like something there not and wear loads of bling bling around there neck and on their fingers they shout at people in the streets and drive about as if they r some one important most of them arent very well educated theirs are some chavs or pikeys who are just talk and no action. There are some people called chavs or pikeys as they talk like them they might not dress like them all the time.

oi u come ova here u been givin mi m8 ne lip i'll beat da shit in 2 ya if ya do it agen alrite m8. Ur such a minga ur girl friends a right slut(or slag is used aswell.) Theres so many tossers in this town. don't walk asway wen i'm tlkin 2 ya

Author: Willsmithlover http://pikey.urbanup.com/1151237
118. (Pikey) (6↑, 8↓)
Pikey - Vikki Wardle

"I want a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY\!"

119. (pikey) (5↑, 7↓)
Uneducated, ignorant and penniless. Often confuse Africa to be a country rather than a continent. Males [chavs] in particular have a problem grasping English grammar and will put commas and apostrophes in all sorts of places, not to mention every bird's what not. Pikeys never have lunch money on them at school due to hanging around the local corner shop before school, asking the college student passers-by to buy them [fags] or "two's" them. They often drive Vauxhall Novas with The Streets or Drum n Bass or Cheesy Euro Trance music turned too loud for the factory fitted speakers, making strange noises along with the music, something something rather like "ooon-chee, ooon-chee" (keep repeating with the beat). They pay least attention in RE as they do not care for religion (owing to ignorance) and when in an English lesson, constantly moan "why do we av to lurrn inglish wen i speaks it already\!?" and when in french or german lesson, they say "can't the priks learn inglish fuck sake why do we avta lurrn their speaks?". They spend the rest of the lesson disrupting the entire class' education and to get thrown out of the classroom, then call it harrassment or a conspiracy against the (quote surname of pikey) crew. Then raise a fist to a passer by in the corridoor, for the hell of it, then say "I'm gettin ma bruv on ya now".

Vikki of little britain - no wait, an example is... ya mum\! ha ha

120. (pikey) (5↑, 7↓)
pikey is the english version of the scottish [ned]. Similarities include, burburry cap at a "jaunty" ninety degree angle, the love for bright white "kappa trakkies" ie shellsuit, bearing children at 13 called either donna-marie or ryan, living in a council home, not having a job etc etc. The main difference between the two is the fact that the scottish, especially glaswegian, neds are much more hardcore. This can be seen by their daly sacrificing of a pensioner or priest by "glassing" them. Another difference is that scottish neds are addicted to something called "buckie" or to use its actual name buckfast. This is a meade like drink made by monks in dorset. If a ned goes without their "buckie" for more than two hours they die.

Ned: fuckin gees me buckie or al fuckin dae u in wae it in ah\! Pikey:wha? is that my burberry cap?

Author: middle class edinburger http://pikey.urbanup.com/802281
121. (pikey) (6↑, 8↓)
A pikey is a teenage male, usually from the lower classes. Lives on a council estate in a labour constituency in the centre of a major city. Wears tracksuit bottoms, a baseball cap and a hooded jacket. Probably has a gold stud in one ear and and various other items of [bling]. Swears a lot, began smoking at the age of 11 and drinks any alcoholic susbstance he can get his hands on, preferably alcopops. Never had a job in his life and gets all his cash from benefits and mugging nice middle class people from the suburbs. Goes out with [chav]s and has probably made at least a couple of them pregnant. Spends most of his spare time vandalising property and doing graffiti. Eats in kebab shops and other fast food venues on a regular basis. Hang around with other pikeys on street corners and parks.

A pikey mugged me and stole my mobile phone.

Author: The Golden Turnip http://pikey.urbanup.com/785196
122. (pikey) (5↑, 7↓)
tight - skanky - tossers - who shag to much, they should be stoppped breeding before we are over ran with PIKEYS.

gavin a total pikey - emily his pikey girlfriend

123. (pikey) (4↑, 6↓)
this is rather strange.. to all u ppl pikey is a townie.. but in norwich (damn straight) a pikey is like.. THE OPPOSITE\! OH YES\! a pikey in norwich is the same as a [greb] [grebo] [mosher] [skater] etc etc etc. cool non?

townie: im guna knife ya faaaaaace innit pikey: shutup townie: yeeee we out poikey bashin innit lads loike pikey:fuck off you wanks

124. (pikey) (1↑, 3↓)
A short aggressive person who lives in a council house/box (probably stolen). Wears baggy jeans and adidas jogging sweats, sometimes a fake burtons hat from the " marke'"or a nike beanie. also lots of cheap bling. they all smoke and are dickheads

-I wish the pikeys would all piss off. -yeah, but then the rat catcher would be out of a job

125. (Pikey) (4↑, 6↓)
or [Gypo] Dirty low life with no consideration for others. On their own are friendly but in group pretend not to know you. Are cowards who only fight in gangs. Cover up the smell of their unwashed bodies with gallons of cheap deoderant. Often interbread, not uncommon for a pikey to have a mother who is also older sister. Incest is the norm as is underage sex. Riddled with sexualy transmitted disease. DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A PIKEY. Very low IQ, uasually takes untill at least age 20 before they can speak an understandable word. Responsible for about 85% of crime in rural areas. Tony Martin shot two Pikeys, one dead. Interesting that by far the majority of decent people back him.

F*****k - C**t

126. (pikey) (2↑, 4↓)
Pronunciation - "Pie-kee" Pikeys are one of the most recent strains of Gypo (See 'Gypsy'). Like all travelling folk, Due to their shrunken brains, pikeys seem to have great difficulty in understanding why we have rules and laws, and so tend often to do things that are against said laws. Pikey language is a polluted derivative of English in a pseudo-Irish dialect, and the Pikey alphabet contains half the amount of constonants that the regular English one does. This is to allow for very fast and unnecessarily mumbled speech, giving them an edge in their day-to-day business deals, as no-one can understand a word they say. Pikeys also have a great love of fighting and hassling regular folk if they should stray into their territory, as they can smell fear.

"Whathfuckdoiwanwiacaravanatsgonofcknweels?" ("What the fuck do I want with a caravan that's got no fucking wheels?"

127. (pikey) (0↑, 2↓)
sick

mass addidas. working class. spitting. state schools. slicked back hair. gold. innit.

Author: Sophia Aylward-Lomer http://pikey.urbanup.com/315674
128. (pikey) (2↑, 4↓)
A person who wears addidas clothing to oxted and buys oxfam jumpers \!\!\!

David Lister

Author: James Newton http://pikey.urbanup.com/315545
129. (pikey) (2↑, 4↓)
The lesser know Pykyre (roll the r)

A once mythological creature now rife in the south of england, typically viewed in their natural habitat ranging from any shop selling cigs or drink to car parks and local playgrounds. These pack animals can be observed safely from a distance providing your hide is well made (popular hides include wheelie bins or burnt cars), will respond to ritual mating calls such as "oi mush" or u cun'. Not to be confused with the "robgoblin" or "minachore"

Author: Kaliber pisshead http://pikey.urbanup.com/298946
130. (pikey) (1↑, 3↓)
Derived from the bloodline of the orginal pikeys ' The Partridges' eminating out of dudley, have a fascvination for speedway , greyhounds , dog hunting & shagging members of their own family.....can be spotted a mile away by their reference to ketchup as 'red sauce' also has an inherent love for chips cooked in 'real' dripping.... need we gon on ??
Author: chris - not pikey whatsoever http://pikey.urbanup.com/269390
131. (pikey) (5↑, 7↓)
like to fight one on one, but can't count, so twelve normally means one 2 them

pikey:i'm gonna knock you out me/you:oh yeah? pikey:yeah me/you:please dont

132. (pikey) (1↑, 4↓)
like a gippo in the english world who live in caravans

that that movie snatch with brad pitt that pikey

Author: charlie fitzgerald http://pikey.urbanup.com/1804006
133. (pikey) (0↑, 3↓)
outstanding member of the public they like to help our police force and have a very open mind to all raics. they also like to hangaround up the CIRCLE or SNOOKER HALL you tend to see them wearing a BARBOUR jackt or a cheam imatation of one they aslo tend to have last names like "connely" "may" or "ringwood"

-sam connely -pikey -kebab shop -snooker -barbourjacket -smoker -loud -likes a fight

Author: luke ringwood http://pikey.urbanup.com/1599752
134. (pikey) (2↑, 5↓)
thieving, conning block-paving laying scum. The only people legally allowed to build what the fuck they like on green belt land with the blessing of that fat cunt of a DPM Prescott. Need baiting urgently- watch out for them..

over sign written vans badly paving the driveways of basildon watch out for them, many have 0800 numbers which can't be traced

135. (Pikey) (5↑, 8↓)
Obi wan-Kenobi away from base

When I was there I did the pikey bit and lived in a caravan on a nearby farm

136. (Pikey) (4↑, 7↓)
Usualy a very small child usualy of the age of 11, wearing Addidas 'trakkie bottoms' with a hat angled at 90 degrees, hangin around with his pregnant 13year old girlfriend.

Yea me bruvva, gotta fag mate?

Author: Cos Im Arder Than U http://pikey.urbanup.com/844595
137. (pikey) (3↑, 6↓)
A Millwall Fan, although can also be used to describe a scouser

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round,

138. (pikey) (3↑, 6↓)
Female often more aggressive than male, likened to fungi; breed quickly, earn nothing, travel in thousands. They are mouthy and all dress the same, i.e. in trampy jogging bottoms and are generally overweight. They are ugly little twats who should be killed.

i hate pikeys

139. (pikey) (1↑, 4↓)
A pikey is most likely to be found in the cray area within Kent. St Nary Cray station is a stronghold at night for these peasants, dressed in their reebok classics and keeper rings

Muva die boi u got f***in blood on my reeboks

140. (pikey) (2↑, 5↓)
Also known as 'Gypsies' or 'Snails'(due to the simple fact that they lug their houses round with them.) They are all in-breds due to 'accidents'(allegedly), in their 'House-On-Wheels'. They often work on fair-grounds\! They shag anything & everything....usually drunken vunerable 16 year-olds\! They collect stuff....like middle-class folks money, bumped cars, young children's new bike that they got for christmas, tools....anything basically\! They are too damn thick to work their outside 'tin bath'....therefore they stink (usually of urine & faeces, as they also are too damn stupid to work their 'hole-in-the-ground') On the whole they are skum\!

Pikey: Aaaright Bwoy...Ya wanna buay DVD ployer? Me: Oh Fuck Off\!

141. (Pikey) (6↑, 9↓)
(Pikey) A complete loser who cannot dress. With their lack of intellect, the average pikey's vocabulary stretches to 'Mcdonalds', 'Burberry' and (for the more intelligent breed of pikey) -'Orpington Market'.

'God.... Bromley is just full of pikeys'

142. (pikey) (4↑, 7↓)
The pikey, loved by many feared by the majority\! A term derived from early geezer folk of the south west, who were forced to trade produce (such as guns and drugs) with the 'native irish' travellers. The geezer soon realised that these 'pikeys' were thieving, robbing, murdering bastards who could not be trusted with the most menial of tasks. The term has now expanded to cover a variety of pikey types. They mainly these congregate in derelict urban areas, have a love of all things shite, and often have an unlimited supply of goldfish. The fish which are cunnninly stored in plastic bags, are kept untill their sell by date is almost up\! they are then distributed amongst the general public at poor excuses for carnivals known as 'pikey' fairs).

caravan + shell suit + wife beater vest = pikey fuk also see pike: to steal or rob

143. (pikey) (4↑, 7↓)
Slang term for gypsies in England and Ireland; these gypsies are not related to the Romany gypsies of mainland Europe. Alternative pronounciation of 'parkies', which is derived from gypsies seeming to live a lot in caravan parks as a result of their transitory lifestyle. Plural of 'pikie'.

'We're buying a fookin' caravan off a pack o' fookin' pikies? What's the matter with you? This will turn ugly'.

144. (Pikey) (2↑, 6↓)
Word used by chavs, townies, etc to insult skateboarders and or other alternitivly dressed people

"fuckin' derty poiky garna giv' ya beats innit BLING"

145. (pikey) (2↑, 6↓)
(v.) A term derived from the humanoid scumbags known as pikeys or chavs, this is derived from the tendancy for said scum to thieve random, sometimes even valueless things.

He's pikey'd my watch\!

Author: KillTheChavs http://pikey.urbanup.com/890187
146. (pikey) (2↑, 6↓)
fuking hell they are the fuking dummest inbred fukers ever. I FUKING HATE PIKEYS. DO NOT start a fight with a pikey not only do they get all their pikey brevs on you but theyre fuking psycos. brad pitt in snatch is an amazing pikey

that fuking pikey cant even talk right

147. (pikey) (7↑, 11↓)
pikeys usually consist of white people who live in derelect homes usually council houses or on rent. they have a crappy ford escort that they think is kitted up but isnt and they are usually silver. you know a pikey because when the slightest amount of sunshine comes out, you will see pikeys with their shirts off thinkin they walkin down the brighton pier. the pikey try to be your friend and try to learn swear words in your language and then stupidly pronounce them wrong.the pikey women bearly wear anything and when they bend down their thongs show and you get girls young as 10 askin if you have a fag for a blow job. you kno when a pikey is approaching you in their car as you can hear annoying trance music. and you know if a pikey is on esctacy because they are in the corner dancing even though there is no music on..wierd. pikeys usually hang outside off liciences or the local chip shop with a hand ful of chips and they also try to graffiti racial comments on walls but end up gettin caught red handed. most of the cameras put up in areas are because the pikeys keep multiplying and are out of contol. you know when there is a pikey next to you because you can smell bad odour.

'you want som a this' 'you get meh' 'e tab' 'what u fookin lookin at' 'i support newcastle' 'dont b shy give it a try'

148. (pikey) (5↑, 9↓)
a person who is stupider than dog sh*t, can't count, poorly educated, can't speak or write to save their lives. the only thing they are capable of doing is populating.

- the family with the most kids normanly are pikey's -poorly speaking..i.e 'bruv' 'bang' 'bare' 'cuzzy' etc...

Author: \pikey$imply K.K\pikey http://pikey.urbanup.com/715607
149. (pikey) (9↑, 13↓)
southern english word for a gypsy or jogger cap and argo jewlerry wearing scum, see [townie] or Millwall fans

i hate fucking millwall loving pikey scum

150. (pikey) (2↑, 7↓)
go watch `Snatch` and you`ll get it :D,Brad Pitt did a good job ;)

"God I hate those pikeys\!"

151. (pikey) (5↑, 10↓)
derogatory term used by people lacking any formal education, to decribe a tribe of travelling people,be they Irish , hippies or Romany descendants.

Imagine a person full of hate and anger talking to someone who is also ignorant of other cultures, saying 'they be pikies over there'

Author: no silly annoying name to mention really http://pikey.urbanup.com/805975
152. (pikey) (9↑, 14↓)
a word that could only be used by someone with limited intellience, but thinks they know everything. a word used by someone with no self respect, who likes to jump on the band-wagon rather than thinking for themselves. a word used in humour or hatred but often linked to a person who probably has never had a conversation with a Gypsy/Traveller person because they are too gutless. a bigotted term to boost an insuffiently formed ego, probably of some loser who sits down the pub from the time it opens putting the world to rights, and wakes up the following day with piss down his trousers.

pikeys are this...pikeys are that...can you lend me a few quid, i've run out of fags etc etc

Author: romanyfriendrhiannon http://pikey.urbanup.com/792190
153. (pikey) (3↑, 8↓)
a pikey is someone who likes to beat up grungers cos were different.they hang around in groups of 20 and steal your skateboards and were nike and adidas everything.and they smell of cheap cologne

oh my god, how many pikey's can you count over there

Author: charlie someone email me http://pikey.urbanup.com/534615
154. (pikey) (6↑, 11↓)
a stupid bellend who think of themselves as a hard core gangster but they are not they are complete tossers e.g. they have no friends except for those people in the same league. see plebs for more details. People if you can call them people who are poor, boring, gay, twats who live in arras pit. caution: do not even try to greet them in any matter as they will probably come round to your house and steel all that you own.

bloody pikey stole my cat

155. (pikey) (8↑, 13↓)
as a part time doorman there are two types of people that i try hard to hospitalise on a regular basis, and thats kosovan scum and pikey shitcunts. pikeys will only fight when they are mob handed with their inbred, incestuous sovreign/ creole earing wearing family. also known for driving shoguns with motorway maintenace on the back.

doorman, "you aint coming in here you little cunt",pikey"i aint no pikey my chavee"

156. (pikey) (4↑, 10↓)
A pikey is somebody who lives on a counsil estate or a dirty scummy block of fats and wears too many boxing glove rings that are either fake or stolen or found. They often wear TNs and jeans and often brag about the 'original' price wen they were blatently bought off some1 who knocks on there door. They often swear at anyone including there family, dog, pets or even objects such as lamposts. They smoke, drink and in some cases their mums even buy breatalisers to test them wen they come home from a night out robbing poop lil people. They think that are undefeatable and the strongest in the world wen they aint. They often have soo many stupid "girlfriends" they loose count and they eat like they have been starved for 10 days. They Often have soo many pets u cant count them including the most chaviest dogs of all - staffs\! Usually their pets have stupid names , eg Ba**Y Their favourite method of graffiti is a fire extinguisher which they often "find" coz they aint clever enough to actually get away with stealing a real can of spray paint from wilko. Some of them even pay people to come in their house and spray their favourite 'tag' on their wall. Favourite hangout : snooker halls, pubs, street corners, cinemas, bowling alleys, any alleys, parks etc. Basically they are cheap scum that waste oxygen on this beautiful world in which we live in.

luke ringw*od corbet close "smoking kills u stupid pikey" "i didnt loose u cheated, now u gna fight me" "gypsy boy luke, stop drinking"

157. (pikey) (8↑, 14↓)
gypsy pricks

I hate those fukin pikies

158. (pikey) (2↑, 9↓)
Scumbag Southerners whose only reason for living is as ammunition for me when my friend Emma is barking on about what a gold-paved land of milk and fucking honey the South-East is.

Emma: How do you manage to live in the North? It's scummy Me: Yes - unlike Essex, Bedfordshire, South London, North East London, Kent, Sheppey, etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc

159. (pikey) (4↑, 11↓)
Pikey - Kev Escott

Go to the marsham arms

160. (pikey) (8↑, 15↓)
Origionally a word used to describe Gypsys and tinkers, it has now crossed over to mean the same as 'white trash'. The house music listening to, reebok classic waring, umbro jumper waring youth from working class suburbs like Bromly or Chingford are often described as pikeys. It is also used to describe south londoners by eastlondoners, and vice verca.
161. (pikey) (2↑, 10↓)
Chavs that live in caravans. Not proper gypsey proper gypsey's are cool :) Tip: Call Chavs Pikey's, they don't like that.

Me:Haha, pikey scum. Chav: I AINT NO PIKEY.

162. (pikey) (2↑, 10↓)
Sang term for inhabitant of Cornwall, specifically from the area around St. Buryan. Characteristic features: don't make their fair share of brews, deny being a pikey themselves, but happy to suggest that others (i.e. their neighbours from Pendeen and St Just).

Pikey: If you're making a brew I'll have a tea - white with none. Colleague: You pikey; when was the last time you made a brew?

Author: Neighbour of a pikey http://pikey.urbanup.com/479279
163. (Pikey) (6↑, 14↓)
In suffolk us "moshers" are desribed as Pikey's. so i hate to be the only proud pikey here but where i ome from townies are the cunts yew guys are describing, pikeys are goths/punks/moshers.

Towny- Fuckin pikey, lets knife im\! Pikey- (not actually in the scene, towny is talking to him/her self)

164. (pikey) (17↑, 26↓)
A very racist term for irish travelers that F**kers that got raped by their dads use that word. Damn i hate rascists not all irish travelers dont. Steal,Swindle,Trick people of their money. Some make a honest living. Luckly this is the one of the few posts that dosent do a racsist definition.

Pikey is a racist term

165. (PIKEY) (2↑, 11↓)
NUMBER 1 PIKEY AND RUDE BOYZ r 2 different peoples \!\!\!\!\! rudeboys aint fuckin filthy n they actually work to make ther money N THEY DONT DRIVE stolen 1.0 litre VAUXHALL NOVA'S n they dont shag there MUM \! PIKEY is a useless jobless fucking prick... jus talks there own made up chavvy language and drinks cheap cider while trying to steal a pack of 20 mayfair... I HATE ALL U FUCKIN PIKEYZ GO GET A JOB N DONT EVA SPEAK 2 ME... OR I WIL KNOCK DOWN UR HOUSE.. YEH DA LITTLE CARDBOARD BOX DAT STINKS OF PISS \!\! HA HA HA... U ALL NO IM RITE \!\! EVEN DA PIKEYS... well if they cud read that is \!\!\!\!\!

PIKEY: oi geeza gis us a fag wil ya MAN: fuck off u good 4 nothin pikey n ave a shower 4 da 1st time in ya life wil ya \!

Author: PIKEY HATER \!\!\! http://pikey.urbanup.com/939670
166. (pikey) (7↑, 17↓)
a derogertry term for a jipsy or traveller

your a annoying pikey

167. (pikey) (4↑, 16↓)
Based on all of your definitions of Pikey, this sounds like the lower/poverty class of the American citizens as well as the extremely rich class of American citizens and not like a gypsie at all.

Since A Pickey is a thief, I would classify the very rich of the countries and the extremely poor uncivilized people in this category. The Gypsies on the other hand are not in this category since they do work for their money and do not make it off of burglary (gang bangers, druggies, etc.)or other people's misery (doctors, pharmacies, etc.)

168. (pikey) (2↑, 15↓)
A wanna-be [traveller]/[gypsie]

"You're such a pikey" Someone who likes picking things off the floor is just a skank and an insult to a traveller

169. (pikey) (2↑, 16↓)
Derogatory word for someone originating from the United Kingdom.

I hate those damn pikeys, they always lick ass and are the last to stand up for their rights.

170. (pikey) (3↑, 17↓)
A poor person who lives in a skip, stealing food and 2p pieces

John Doe is a pikey

171. (pikey) (3↑, 18↓)
Has any of ye even met a pikey(but i prefer to be called a traveller)just to set the record straight,they dont marry their brothers or sisters,as ye know it alls stuipidly say.I know a few buffers and ye are the most ignorant and racist people i've ever had the misfortune to meet.

When used to refer to either Irish Travellers or Gypsies, it is considered to have racist connotations; even when it refers to others, many people still consider it to be derogatory and offensive. "Pikey" is equally frequently used as an adjective

172. (pikey) (5↑, 25↓)
You lot

"You Pikey Scum\!\!"

173. (pikey) (3↑, 24↓)
A guy I no called Caolan Cotter Who is A REAL PIKE. and hes Irish and he thinks hes well'ard. he is a bit of a cock and he sucks donkey dick. Also there are pikes in tonbridge who come and stand outside and shout abuse at us because they fink its clever. thay also think that 1+1 is clever and spelling words is genius. basically dumasses with no fasion sense who wear designer clothes and cant do anything except drugs.

1. - Let's go to Bromley. Its full of pikes. they live on the street.

174. (pikey) (6↑, 30↓)
Christopher Anderson

Who is it\!\!\!\!\!

175. (pikey) (5↑, 34↓)
Emily B

general pikey bird

176. (pikey) (17↑, 46↓)
Tom
177. (Pikey) (12↑, 54↓)
Matt Shillam

Matt Shillam is a Pikie

Related: chav, gypsy, gypo, scum, townie, traveller, caravan, cunt, irish, pikeys, knacker, ned, thief, tramp, chavette, chavs, gyppo, loser, tinker, gippo, gypsie, scumbag, twat, burberry, idiot, retard, scally, trailer trash, inbred, bum, dirty, gypsies, poor, shit, stupid, bling, emo, fat, kev, pike
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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